Sheep, my affectionately named "goat," and Goose my "ugly hairy duck" have an adventerous life. They are the "flies on my wall." They serve as husband replacements. They quietly listen to all of my heart's ponderings. They hold me at night when I am all alone. They never question, but just love and listen. Who wouldn't want a Sheep and Goose? I'm really starting to enjoy their company and wonder why I will ever need a husband, apart from procreation of course. I love those little guys filled with fluff...
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Dangit...Sarah, you get all of the hott guys.
"apart from procreation"...LOL. Just keep your procreating husband locked up in the basement.
I know, I'm just a hott stuffed-animal magnet. I'm definately the cow manuer that all the flies flock to..
and yes, I will definately keep my husband locked in the basement. I mean, he's only for procreation purposes, so no one needs to see him anyway. He'll be like my little hidden source of biological material. :-P
He'll be like my little hidden source of biological material.
NEVER say that again!
LOL
Hahaha..Wow. No, realy, say it again, it's hilarious.. And totally weird...Funny..Yeah, weird. You rock at come backs Sarah, I totally don't... That's why we're friends! So You can win every sarcastic argument!
/The Artist
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