when she must scrub her own carpet...
for 3 hours...
only to have her room-mate put it in the closet because the pattern is "too busy..."
When she must put up her own hardware for the curtains...
sweat coming down brow...
only to have the flimsy thing fall off the wall the first time she puts the curtains on it...
When she must climb up mountains in heels...
only to prove her beastly womanlyness...
When she must play football...
tripping herself several times...
learning to laugh about it...
only to wake with excruciateing pain reminding her of her lack of athleticism.
When she must get ready for work.
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You need to write a book. You can have the book There Comes a Time in a Woman's Life..., Clint can have Clint's Unwritten Book of All That is Right and I can have...
I got nothin'.
Well, when I figure it out, we should write a series of life-lessons and publish it...or...something...
That sounds like a good plan...I feel like your book should have something to do with exreme whitty sarcasm...just a thought.
I've deemed you the Mini-Viking Princess.k
lol...the Mini-Viking Princess, huh? I guess I can accept that title...as long as I can call you Kashi Crusader like everyone else.
Well, ONE OF THESE DAYS... I'll write that book, "memoirs of an Accorn". And I'll outsell you all!
/The Artist
LOL...I have to agree. I mean, who wouldn't want to buy a book on the life of a hott bombshell blonde and all of the squirrels after her, and of course her best friend that is vicariously livig through her...now that's on the new york best sellers list. :-P
I think you should write a book on humility. My book "How to be a Ruggedly Handsome Humble Stud" might rival it.
Everyone hold it...Out of all the female RAs this year, I was voted "Most likely to have be a best-selling author" or something like that.
So, everyone can fight over the number 2 position, 'cause number 1's already taken with my soon-to-be-famous I Feel Like...
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